Mandatory Staff Drug Testing

kusha

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ATTENTION ALL STAFF MEMBERS


There will be mandatory staff drug testing on 9/11/19 in the One World Trade Center at 11:40 AM in the 23rd Floor Conference hall. Make sure you don not consume any illegal drugs within here until then. They will be testing for every drug. Frankly as owner i don't really give a shit if you come back postie but corporate WP will. So I have arranged a health specilist come into the server and put a tube up everyone's urethra and suck out all the bad pee pee before the drug test and replace it with HIV infested horse piss to pass the test. Failure to attended the switch or drug test is automatic demotion and making y'all fuckers pay negative.

Please email me at "gaybiggers123@gmail.com" for any questions.
Please be ready to be violated.

-Kusha from Stanley Branch
 

xManiC

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if we dont go then kusha will be demoted and we keep our jobs.